Borrowed from John Mayer Stop This Train Lyrics
No, I'm not colorblind
I know the front page is gray and white
I try to keep an open mind
but just can't renew tonight
Stop this wheel
I want to get off
And create again
I don't care for the clique that's moving in
I know I can
But honestly, won't someone stop this wheel?
Don't know how else to say it
Don't want to see my money go
Twenty cents at a time
From my bank account so forlorn
Stop this wheel
I want to get off
And create again
I don't care for the clique that's moving in
No way no way man
But honestly, won't someone stop this wheel?
So scared of getting buried
I only want to be on page one
So I play the numbers game
To find a way to get on front page number one
Had a talk with Etsy admins
Said "help me understand"
They said "all ya gotta do is buy into the Etsy brand.
We won't stop this train
Don't for a minute change the place you sell
Don't stop renewing, don't try to understand
We have the issue well in hand
Honestly, we'll never stop this train."
Once in awhile, when it's good
It'll feel like it should
And they're all still around
Make you feel safe and sound
And you won't know a thing
Til you cry when see your Etsy bill.
Showing posts with label featured sellers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label featured sellers. Show all posts
Sunday, December 27, 2009
Hop off the Hamster Wheel
Stop this Hamster Wheel
Labels:
cheating,
etsy,
fail,
featured sellers,
fees,
front page,
gift guides,
seller beware,
showcase,
unethical
Monday, April 13, 2009
Etc Featured Seller!
My creative entrepreneur du jour is The72Pin. Just look what this clever boots has done with Nintendo and Atari games! He has taken the mundane and turned it into something attractive and fashionable! How creative and inventive and oh so unique! My only question is why hasn't this wonderful seller been featured yet? There are already so many creative toy upcyclers galore, even celebrities are in on this hot new trend! Surely this artist should be featured too? He takes toy upcycling to a whole new and exciting level!
I am especially fond of this tres adorable Gameboy Advance necklace!

For a romantic evening, this NES Mario 3 Cartridge Necklace would be quite alluring!

Of course my husband, Mr. Etc, would probably love this necklace on me much more. It's a Fully Functional Super Nintendo Necklace! Though truly, faux fur and pearls are much more to my taste. I've never been a fishnet kind of girl. Still, that is what I live for...to please that man of mine!

The72Pin even has his own blog, just like me and his creative lady friend has her own calendar!!! Oh please, do be sure to give this enterprising duo a few minutes of your time to check out their sites and items! It's always so wonderful to find new and original artists!
Thank you to Callin' Out on Etsy for bringing this delightful seller to my attention!
I am especially fond of this tres adorable Gameboy Advance necklace!

For a romantic evening, this NES Mario 3 Cartridge Necklace would be quite alluring!

Of course my husband, Mr. Etc, would probably love this necklace on me much more. It's a Fully Functional Super Nintendo Necklace! Though truly, faux fur and pearls are much more to my taste. I've never been a fishnet kind of girl. Still, that is what I live for...to please that man of mine!

The72Pin even has his own blog, just like me and his creative lady friend has her own calendar!!! Oh please, do be sure to give this enterprising duo a few minutes of your time to check out their sites and items! It's always so wonderful to find new and original artists!
Thank you to Callin' Out on Etsy for bringing this delightful seller to my attention!
Labels:
admins clueless,
atari,
calling out,
cheesecake,
children's toys,
cleavage,
etsy,
featured sellers,
gameboy,
games,
handmade,
mocking,
necklace,
nintendo,
pinup girl calendar,
satire,
sexy,
tos
Thursday, April 9, 2009
Just sayin'...

Thursday, April 2, 2009
Me thinks the Etsy Bitches made a wee mistake!

Hello dear friends. I do so hate to be a Negative Nellie, but I must disagree with the Etsy Bitch's claims that some of the featured sellers are not worthy of being featured. I don't know why they would think such a thing...every single seller featured in a gift guide or on the front page or in the Storque has been delightfully and stupendously talented.
I've created a treasury listing of some of the best of the best. Each and every artist in this treasury has been a featured seller. I think that one can see for themselves the fine craftsmanship and superior quality that went into each and every piece.
I call this treasury "Featured and Fabulous!" I hope you enjoy it!
I've created a treasury listing of some of the best of the best. Each and every artist in this treasury has been a featured seller. I think that one can see for themselves the fine craftsmanship and superior quality that went into each and every piece.
I call this treasury "Featured and Fabulous!" I hope you enjoy it!
Labels:
bad workmanship,
etsy,
etsybitch,
favoritism,
featured sellers,
humor,
junk,
nepotism,
plastic,
poorly made,
satire,
silly,
torn,
treasury,
trite
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