The Hot New Trend!!!

I've finally blazed into trendy hipsterness with the next hot craze at Etc! Since Etcians are so very, very fond of fake body hair, I'd like introduce my new line of fake body hair too!

I present to you FUBIC HAIR!!!

Yes, now you too can live out all your hirsute fantasies and have fun, technicolor body hair without the hassle of growing and dying it yourself! Jazz up a boring bikini line! Or spice up a tepid tubetop! And do it with FLAIR!!!

Comes in two styles, the Madonna (armpit hair) or the Pamela Anderson (bikini line pubic hair) and five sparkly colors:

• What's Eating Gilbert Grape Purple (pictured)
  
• Raspberry Beret Fuschia
  
• Cyber Porn Electric Blue
  
• Tree Hugger Bright Green
  
• Oh My Goth Glittery Black
  

Kit includes all natural and eco-friendly materials:

• fake hemp hair accented with recycled silver lame' threads, from genuine vintage disco clothes
  
• reusable skin adhesive, made from 100% all natural bee's wax
• an attractive, upcycled, fabric drawstring bag for your product, to keep in your purse for those unexpected, emergency Fubic hair situations
• instructions for application, removal, and cleaning care (written on 100% recycled toilet paper)

Hurry! Bikini season is right around the corner! Get them while they're hot! First 50 orders will receive a FREE eco-friendly melted record bowl and a Summer cowl!

$48.95 + $15 shipping and handling

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Hipsters in Space!

Oh teehee! What a cute, funny, AND informative cartoon! Now I can have a better handle on what all the hip and rad people are wearing so I can finally fit in! We could all learn some important fashion lessons from Hipsters in Space. Let's get some popcorn and watch it together!



Thanks to infivision for bringing this to my attention!

Don't hide your light behind a cowl. Let it shine, shine, shine

Greetings and salutations! Thank you for coming back to my blog! You must really love me. I am so excited! My name is Betsy Etc and this is my blog. I'm a crafter too and I made my own lovely cowl, just like these wonderful people did!!


I hear that cowls are ALL the rage and I do so want to be hip! Now I can have a bad hair day or even a bad face day and not have to worry about anyone being the wiser.

Plus, I upcycled it (see? I even know the mod catch-phrases) out of one of Mr. Etc's old sweat socks. I'm so proud to be GREEN!

And don't your worry yourself about it being too warm for a cowl now that spring is in the air. Cowls also make lovely tube tops, infant slings, turbans and some of them are even big enough to convert into hammocks! Cowls are indeed your must-have summer accessory!

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Trendy hipsters R Us

If you are looking for caged birdies, bare trees, bicycle themed fashion accessories, cowls that make you look like Bazooka Joe's buddy, Mort, washed out pastel line drawings, drab colors, terrarriums, or Blythe dolls, then look no further. Etc. is your one stop shopping experience for all things hip and trendy.

Forget Vogue, Forget Fashion Week in Paris, Forget Pantone, Forget the rest of the world...those hipsters have a style all their own. They're hip, they're trendy, they are too cool to buy what everyone else is buying (except for the other 2,360 people who are purchasing the exact same "unique" items).

Etc. theme for this week "Drab! It's the new black!"

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