Saturday, March 28, 2009

Trendy hipsters R Us


If you are looking for caged birdies, bare trees, bicycle themed fashion accessories, cowls that make you look like Bazooka Joe's buddy, Mort, washed out pastel line drawings, drab colors, terrarriums, or Blythe dolls, then look no further. Etc. is your one stop shopping experience for all things hip and trendy.

Forget Vogue, Forget Fashion Week in Paris, Forget Pantone, Forget the rest of the world...those hipsters have a style all their own. They're hip, they're trendy, they are too cool to buy what everyone else is buying (except for the other 2,360 people who are purchasing the exact same "unique" items).

Etc. theme for this week "Drab! It's the new black!"



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2 comments:

  1. Why not? Most other gift guides are used to promote cupcakes and admin's little BFFs, why _not_ have an EtsyBitch gift guide? Gotta balance things out ya know. Make it fair and all that sort of thing.

    Hell, I'll feature etsybitches! I'd even feature you, Miss Kitty, if only you had something to sell. Let me know if you ever list anything. You have such sage business wisdom for sellers that it seems such a shame your are wasting all that precious knowledge and not using it to become the #1 Etsy seller I know you could be.

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  2. So- that dress at the top. Is the circular part marking where the bullet entered?

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