Friday, August 28, 2009

Props 2 ya!

It has been brought to my attention that some of the bloggers featured on my props page have received death threats. No, that was not a typo. Death threats. Because of that, I've removed my "Props" list.

To the mentally unstable people out there who have lost touch with rational thought to the point of threatening people's lives because they don't like what they have to say, I strongly recommend getting psychological counselling immediately, before you really hurt yourself or someone else. I pity your families and pray you don't have children.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Gift Guide Product Inspirations!

Art is not created in a vacuum. Behind every artist and entrepreneur lies a world of inspiration. Have you ever wondered where our favorite Gift Guide artists get their inspiration? Well I, Betsy Etc, have discovered the inspiration behind their art. Watch and learn this valuable slideshow so that you too can be inspired!



Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Office Supplies Treasury!!!

What better way to let someone know how highly you regard them than to give them the wonderful gift of office supplies?

Show a coworker you care, with a fused plastic bag pouch, adorable tape measure brooch, or plastic beer mug key chain. Tell your favorite college intern "You're the best!" with decorative clothes pins, clip board, and bull dog clips! And spoil that indispensable secretary in your office with an attractive rolodex, gray swingline stapler, and postit note clip.

If later, your coffee suddenly develops a "special" taste, you can rest assured that your thoughtful gifts have inspired someone to make your morning cuppa Joe with a dash of appreciation in it!

Harmony in the workplace. It's a beautiful thing and it was all brought to you from the gift guides.



Thank you Sandra for your awesome suggestions!

It's a nice day for a fake pregnancy

Vera Wang, MOVE OVER!!! This faux maternity wedding dress is for the couple who can't manage to prove their fertility BEFORE the big day! We know how hip and cool it is to get a bun in the oven before you trip down the aisle to connubial bliss and this dress will help you keep your guilty secret. Your friends will never know that you're sterile as a cotton ball and that your dashing groom is shooting blanks.

As an added feature, this dress comes festooned with kleenex tufts, attached to the shoulders. If you burst into tears at some inopportune moment, you can dab them and blow your nose with just a shrug of your shoulder! You won't even have to put down your bouquet! People will just think your hormones are acting up.

[dress comes with a free plastic flower bouquet and the phone number of a black market baby broker hidden inside. Don't worry...your secret is safe with us!]


Many thanks to Sandra for submitting this festive frock from the Wedding Gift Guide!

If you just can't get enough of the tackiness, be sure to scoot on over to "EtsyWTF" to check out her hideous items du jour!