It's a nice day for a fake pregnancy

Vera Wang, MOVE OVER!!! This faux maternity wedding dress is for the couple who can't manage to prove their fertility BEFORE the big day! We know how hip and cool it is to get a bun in the oven before you trip down the aisle to connubial bliss and this dress will help you keep your guilty secret. Your friends will never know that you're sterile as a cotton ball and that your dashing groom is shooting blanks.

As an added feature, this dress comes festooned with kleenex tufts, attached to the shoulders. If you burst into tears at some inopportune moment, you can dab them and blow your nose with just a shrug of your shoulder! You won't even have to put down your bouquet! People will just think your hormones are acting up.

[dress comes with a free plastic flower bouquet and the phone number of a black market baby broker hidden inside. Don't worry...your secret is safe with us!]


Many thanks to Sandra for submitting this festive frock from the Wedding Gift Guide!

If you just can't get enough of the tackiness, be sure to scoot on over to "EtsyWTF" to check out her hideous items du jour!

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