The Hot New Trend!!!

I've finally blazed into trendy hipsterness with the next hot craze at Etc! Since Etcians are so very, very fond of fake body hair, I'd like introduce my new line of fake body hair too!

I present to you FUBIC HAIR!!!

Yes, now you too can live out all your hirsute fantasies and have fun, technicolor body hair without the hassle of growing and dying it yourself! Jazz up a boring bikini line! Or spice up a tepid tubetop! And do it with FLAIR!!!

Comes in two styles, the Madonna (armpit hair) or the Pamela Anderson (bikini line pubic hair) and five sparkly colors:

• What's Eating Gilbert Grape Purple (pictured)
  
• Raspberry Beret Fuschia
  
• Cyber Porn Electric Blue
  
• Tree Hugger Bright Green
  
• Oh My Goth Glittery Black
  

Kit includes all natural and eco-friendly materials:

• fake hemp hair accented with recycled silver lame' threads, from genuine vintage disco clothes
  
• reusable skin adhesive, made from 100% all natural bee's wax
• an attractive, upcycled, fabric drawstring bag for your product, to keep in your purse for those unexpected, emergency Fubic hair situations
• instructions for application, removal, and cleaning care (written on 100% recycled toilet paper)

Hurry! Bikini season is right around the corner! Get them while they're hot! First 50 orders will receive a FREE eco-friendly melted record bowl and a Summer cowl!

$48.95 + $15 shipping and handling

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